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Scenes out of the Terminator might become reality in the near future as the Department of Defense laid out their vision of using AI.

Whether we use kung-fu fighting robots or not, GabeN help us if it comes to that.

Here’s the daily quests in AI to complete today:

• Human uses mind control on a computer

• Reddit and Google become BFFs

• Stability aims to steal some thunder

• Match Group and OpenAI hook up

Mind control is here thanks to Neuralink

Well, not in the literal sense.

Thanks to our meme lord and savior, Elon Musk and his brain implant company, Neuralink, we can now officially cast, Cursor Command.

Yup, now we can control a mouse cursor using only our thoughts.

WTF… where was this during my addiction to RuneScape?!?

According to Musk, “Progress is good, and the patient seems to have made a full recovery, with no ill effects that we are aware of.” So far.

If you ask me, we’re entering the world of Cyberpunk 2077 wayyyy quicker than 2077. I just hope implant surgeons won’t be called “Rippers”… it’s not the most endearing term.

What’s Next?

Testing how fast they can click a mouse using only their thoughts.

Eh, I bet Shroud would click faster.

GG Reddit

Content is king, and boy does Google know this all too well. After all, they’ve been making bank crawling internet content on our dime for ages.

According to Reuters, Google’s paying $60 million per year for open access to Reddit’s API.

Wait… Reddit?

Yes, you read that right.

At face value, what could Google possibly want with access to Reddit?

Who knows, but here’s what a friendly reddit user had to say about it and we couldn’t agree more.

If Google wants to train an AI model to be influenced by what “the frontpage of the internet” has to say, well, buckle up, folks. We’re in for one hell of a ride. Be sure to have some popcorn close by for this one.

What’s happening inside the Realm

A list of side quests to explore and more.

• 💼 How ironic. Everyone told us to go to college and get a good paying white collar job. Now look who’s getting replaced.

• ⚡ Stability aims to steal some thunder by releasing Stable Diffusion 3 after OpenAI and Google blew the internet’s mind.

• 💕 Match Group hooked up with OpenAI to add some AI spice and corny ChatGPT jokes to our dating lives.

• 🤑 Nvidia grabbed AI by the horns and added a measly $277 billion in stock market value, the largest ever in history.

F2P Friday

Where we share an up and coming AI freebie to keep an eye on.

Roam Around - The personal AI Travel Guide

Every once in awhile, when your mom tells you to leave your basement and go touch grass, you begrudgingly do it.

And when you do, you’re greeted with frozen nose hairs and immediately filled with regret.

F*ck that. It’s time to go somewhere warm. You know, actually see some sun. But where to go, and more specifically, what the hell do you do once you get there?

With Roam Around, you can make sure your vacation doesn’t suck.

No more searching for hours on end to find the perfect experience that momentarily rivals grinding 52 weeks on a raid boss for the legendary drop you’ve been dying for.

Now, we wouldn’t give it a 10 out 10… yet

But perhaps if the suggestions were based on types of experiences, like building a custom lightsaber in the depths of Savi’s Workshop and becoming one with the force, then it has the potential to be a hit.

It’s free to try, and all you have to do is punch in which dates you’re leaving and where you wanna go. Easy as that.

Daily Delight

Just something fun and interesting around the web.

Uh… hello? Why does every mobile app have a boring pull-to-refresh animation? This was from 2017… what’s happened in the last 7 years?!?

That’s all the quests we have for today. Check back tomorrow for more!

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